Airport Security

TSA: Bloated and Ineffective. So, what else is new?

About an hour ago, the U.S. House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure held a press conference to discuss the contents of their report “A Decade Later: A Call for TSA Reform”.  Not surprisingly, the contents of the report are largely unfavorable in regards to TSA's effectiveness and highly critical of the bureaucratic weight of the organization. (You can download the report here if you're interested in reading for yourself.) Also unsurprisingly, TSA has retaliated with a series of statistics meant to prove their worth.  My current favorite is the number that in the past 10 years, TSA has prevented over 1,100 guns from being brought on airplanes.  Seriously? Firearms? That's it? If TSA has screened over 5 billion passengers in the past ten years, that amounts to .00002% of all non-authorized passengers trying to get guns in the cabins of airplanes, or roughly one person for every 4.5 million people.  Roughly 637 million passengers fly into or out of U.S. airports every day.  The odds, then, of you being on a flight that might have had a gun in the cabin if TSA were not screening on any given day is more than 1 in 141 million.  Holy buckets.  (Also, if TSA is so worried about guns, why can't I fly with a full tube of toothpaste, hmmm?)  The report notes that the current threat trends to aircraft are no longer considered to be hijacking, but rather explosives smuggled onto planes in order to bring down the aircraft.  I'll leave my personal feelings on that assessment out of it (okay, maybe a quick soapbox: aircraft are no longer the most vulnerable part of our travel infrastructure, so we're wasting time, money and opportunity on all of this! Okay, back to the show.) but the report does also note that the previous efforts to implement effective explosives screenings were unreliable and expensive. How's that for a nice cluster of contradictory efforts?

Anyway, the point is this: TSA is a big, fat, ineffective money-draining organization, and the Country is broke.  This report, at least to me, seems specifically designed to target funding reduction at the TSA, and it exploits the laughable efforts of airport security as legitimate rational for that recommendation.  Here is my concern: While TSA airport security measures are, in fact, outdated, ineffective, inconvenient, borderline-illegal, and generally scoff-worthy, the TSA overall is responsible for a lot more than airports.  Our rail lines are still mostly unsecured, and our harbor security is...well, privatized. I suppose that wouldn't be such a problem if so many of our ports were not foreign owned.  I agree TSA needs better leadership and needs to tighten up procedures and staffing across the board...but maybe the solution is to implement effective security measures against our actual vulnerabilities, instead of the high-profile ones? Just a thought.  Frankly, I'll take my chances that a crazy person might bring a handgun on a plane.

Holy October, Batman!

September is a busy month for emergency managers- the National Preparedness Month campaign run by FEMA each year pretty much dominates my time.  In October, I spent my weekends assisting with a Community Emergency Preparedness Training program, or CERT for short.

I have a love/hate relationship with CERT.  The CERT program asks citizens to donate 32 hours of their time to learn about basic survival skills in the immediate aftermath of a disaster, including basic disaster-based first aid, and basic search-and-rescue techniques.  The program also focuses on skills that might apply in non-disaster scenarios, such as explaining the importance of proper chemical storage around the house, or letting participants practice using a fire extinguisher. (For those of you who have never put out a fire with an extinguisher- its not quite as stupid-proof as one might think!)  I love the emphasis on personal preparedness and on giving individuals lifeskills they need to protect themselves and their families.

Local CERT classes are available with varying degrees of availability around the country, and every jurisdiction handles them a little differently.   If you have time, they're usually a lot of fun and full of good skills. If you don't have time for a full class, consider joining a shorter BeReady program, which spends more time on the preparedness skills and less time on response skills. (I prefer these programs, myself!)

Homeland Security Dollars at work...sort of.

This article was released by The Denver Post the other day, as part of a three-part series to explore where, exactly, the $354 million in federal homeland security grant funds allocated to Colorado since 2001 have been spent. As a professional in this field, I admit I was apprehensive when the reporters first started showing up and asking some questions, and I still think some of the representations in this article are...skewed. Overall, though, I think its pretty well done and I think it is worth looking at.  I'll be focusing on specific topics in the upcoming days, so check it out for discussion. Plus, you might see some familiar faces in there!

Social Media Outreach is Growing

Social media is gaining traction in the emergency response and management world.  A few years ago, the use of Facebook or Twitter seemed like an unconventional and perhaps dangerous means of communication with the public...and I'll hazard to say many emergency management professionals were either totally unaware of, or only partially aware of, what those two sites were even for.  Now, the use of social media in the emergency management cycle is routine and expected.  The public turns to Twitter, Facebook, Linked In, online blogs, online news sources and other similar venues for status updates.  The expectation of real-time updates that are readily available is growing among all population and age demographics.

To help incorporate this new form of communication into the outreach networks, the Coalition driving National Preparedness Month created a list of pre-set Tweets and Facebook status messages as part of the toolkit distributed to participating members.  There is one for each day, and each coalition member is encouraged to update the Tweet or FB status with local information.  We, as leaders, are supposed to encourage our followers to re-tweet or re-post the status messages to increase the outreach and awareness. Some of them are a little cheesy, and I can see where thirty days of these might get a little old, but I'm going to do my best to participate anyway.

Besides...one update a day about preparedness can't be more annoying than the daily status updates some people have, right? Right??

Safety Girl Roadside Kit: I want one!

Hey! During National Preparedness Month, I'm in full-gear encouraging my friends, family, neighbors, and e-followers to build or maintain their 72-Hour Emergency Kits.  Kits should be included at home, at work, and one in the car. Do I have a kit? You bet! The one in my car is the least impressive though, which is kind of sad since I spend most of my time in the car.  I was working on some research for my next National Preparedness Month flyer at work, and I found this gem: The Safety Girl Roadside Emergency Kit. The contents are not all that remarkable, actually, but the container is awesome. I want one.

Bags on Heads?

Typically, Safety Goron Says: Don't put plastic bags over your head!

However, another safety-minded individual sent me this link, and when I got done speculating on the whether or not it is a joke (and it isn't) I thought it might be worth sharing.  Ladies and gentlemen, for your smoke-inhalation-prevention pleasure, I give you: The Smoke Escape Hood!

The idea, apparently, is to give the wearer time to breathe filtered air while escaping from a fire, which  is based on the fact that smoke inhalation is the leading cause of death in household fires. (Check out the CDC Fact Sheet on Fire Deaths and Injuries here.) I'm not quite sure how effective this device would be- note that the product description specifically notes that it does not filter toxic gasses - but apparently there is quite a market for these types of devices. I did a quick Google search for "smoke escape hoods" and came up with no less than ten different vendors of various products similar to this one. The primary market seems to be individuals in high-rise buildings, where evacuation may take up to 30 minutes.  I'm still not sure how I feel about encouraging people to put bags over their heads, but I'm open to dialogue. So, if anyone has insight, thoughts, myth debunking material, personal use testimony, or other commentary about this product, let's hear it.

Slingshots as Deadly Weapons

Courtesy of "Wired" magazine, I checked out "The Slingshot Channel" on YouTube over the weekend...and I think the only expression I can come up with to adequately describe how I felt watching these videos is (sadly) OMFG. The Coconut Massacre video is particularly awesome, in a macabre sort of way. It provides imagery that lets you imagine, without too much effort, what someone's skull might look like on receiving a head shot. These are not the tools of Dennis the Menace, that's for damn sure.

Seriously, the guy who builds these is majorly smart and inventive. These are so clearly weapons, and not toys, although many of them are so impractical it would be difficult to imagine them in a seriously dangerous setting. Well, dangerous to anyone not actively using or spectating on the use of them.  Anyway, I thought it was sufficiently awesome, albeit tinged with anxiety, to share. Check out The Slingshot Channel Blog using the link on the right, or visit the actual channel on You Tube, and let me know what you think the most awesome slingshot video is. Personally? I'm sticking with the coconuts.

Top 10 Myths about Cardiovascular Disease

Top 10 Myths about Cardiovascular Disease

I've been teaching a lot of CPR and First Aid lately.  As such, I've been encountering a lot of hard questions, so I've been doing some continuing education for myself to provide good resources to my students to learn more.  Today, I was browsing through the American Heart Association website looking for some statistics on CPR and I saw this article. I thought it was really interesting and thought provoking...especially for those of us who are in younger age groups that might think we're exempt from the concerns of cholesterol, heart disease, and healthy heart habits.

Take a few minutes to read about the myths of Cardiovascular Disease, and maybe make a difference in your life or the life of your loved ones.

Welcome, and "What is a Safety Goron?"

Welcome to my blog!

This blog is a very lighthearted attempt to discuss a very serious subject: homeland security, and more explicitly, the role of individual citizens therein. While the title may seem whimsical, the collection of articles, polls, resources, and advice that will (hopefully) collect here are all legitimate offerings that provide practical, real-world solutions for people, or provide information and insight (and often a request for discussions) on important homeland security-related topics. I decided to start this blog because I realized that my personal blog was directing more and more into my professional life, and I decided the two should really be separate.

So, what is a Safety Goron?

A Goron is a fictional race in the Legend of Zelda video game franchise that exists to eat rocks, challenge one another (and the occasional legendary hero) to demonstrations of great strength, and generally play with fire. They're also a safety-minded bunch of folk, who offer the player tips and tricks to remain safe during the course of the game. These tips come in many varieties of usefulness and absurdity, with a few of my favorites as follows:

1. If you roll forward when jumping from a great height, you won't get hurt.
2. Swing your sword while on fire to put out the flames.
3. Wearing a tunic made of red fabric will protect you from the heat of a volcano.

I've been known to nag people about safety habits. I get paid to do that. Unfortunately, I apparently sound like these fictional characters, because my siblings promptly christened me the "Safety Goron" after they played a Zelda game for the first time. The name was so appropriate I adopted it in good humor, and now I've bequeathed it to my blog.

So, I hope you'll join me on this adventure...life is always exciting, even when you're on fire.